didn't miss this, did ya?

you probably didn't miss the last few years of sex pill commercials because that is where the strange and somewhat mind-boggling lines like when a woman turns romantic have been implanted into our language... i mean, do women turn romantic?... just what is it that gets turned, the woman?... a specific body part?... a paert of the brain?... or is the line simply a metaphor?... and by romantic, do they mean sexual?... sensual?... horny?... i mean, what exactly is romantic for a woman and how the hell would the man speaking know?... why isn't a woman speaking about how a woman turns?... and don't even get me started on if you are healthy enough for sex... the first time i heard that i was like, what?... is the commercial geared toward men who have not had any exercise (no less sex) for years or something?... not to mention men who do not ever masturbate, or at least not masturbate properly... so i realized that i must have missed an important aspect of the human experience, women turning romantic where romantic is equated with horniness and men who are not healthy enough to have sex and don't know it (i mean, they say ask your doctor, right?), not to mention prapism {not just for men, by the way, but they don't mention that so i suppose the women doesn't stay aroused for the whole time)...

it is all quite confusing as it makes very little sense... here, take this pill when you meet a women turning romantic and watch her reaction to your four hour erection when romantic to her meant a quite candlelight dinner and four hours of conversation and cuddling and fourplay (not prapism, but then, maybe i just don't know the commercial kind of romantic women... or maybe i just call them horny, in which case, take the dang pill if you need it and get right into your romance...