stunt doubles needn't apply

yes, though not meaning macho bravado that some might read into the title, the fact is i do all of my own stunts... that's right, i take my own risks and while i make every effort to look before most of my leaps, i wonld not ask anyone to take a leak i wouldn't take for myself... of course i meant leap and intentionally planted the typo for the effect, defusing the potential macho reading and of course, that humor thing... no seriously, you don't have to love me blindly to appreciate this blog, but it might help... i am in show biz, after all... and i don't even charge for the free publicity... i've always felt that guest should sit naked between live prude girls, i mean, if you really want to maximize the awkward effect... or the girls should be naked and of course, no one should pay any attention to that or mention it even a little... i mean, as if for no apparent reason, whatever happened to stevie nelson, anyway?...

so i would provide an awkward pause but milana vayntrub is not around and we could even settle for her blonde friend, but she's taking a shower and we wouldn't want to get the blog wet (besides, she's naked and who'd want to see that, right?)... and if you haven't quite lost your mind yet, you might allow room for james corbin into your (yeah, i miss him too) craig ferguson space (what, another mila?... milla might be upset if she wasn't happily married... you can stop starting rumors now... kunis and jovovich both appreciate it...

narf :)