who knows, aye?... secrets? (what secrets?... read on, conspiracy lovers)... all i can tell you is what google stats tell me, which is not much, at least not much in terms of specifics or even if there are real people behind the page view numbers, but here we go reviewing the stats once again as we add april 2013 to the page views chart...
the stats do tell us where the page views come from...
| April 2013 Germany Russia US Romania UK Turkey Ukraine France Poland China | (3695) 1553 875 771 149 29 28 21 9 9 7 | on our left we have the number of visits (or page views) by country for last month which shows a sudden rise from Germany with a decline from the U.S. (and the appearance of Turkey) which might have some meaning if there was more info in the stats, but as it is all we can do is say hi germany (and turkey) and thanks for stopping by :) i still enjoy letting my imagination to visit your countries and create all sorts of scenarios where we are friends or colleagues or have some seriously meaningful and/or important earth shattering reason for communicating (maybe i watch too much sci-fi?)... thanks for providing that fun too :) |
top ten countries most represented this week (descending order): Germany, United States, Russia, Romania, Turkey, Poland, United Kingdom, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Canada...
top ten most represented since this blog began (descending): United States, Russia, Romania, Germany, United Kingdom, Netherlands, France, Ukraine, Canada, Latvia...
and all the countries i've found on the lists over the course of this blog (in alphabetical order): Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Columbia, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Malaysia, Mexico, Monaco, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Panama, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom, US, and Vietnam...
oh, what?... we want actual numbers now?... well, it might not happen (as usual) cuz after all, it takes time to gather and sort through all this vital national security information and homeland has been tightening up on the release of details for a few decades now as the paranoia scale reaches past agent orange, so it you are wondering why you are reading this, well, now you may know... hey, some total stranger recently posted something cryptic in arabic on my facebook, so you just can't be too careful, ya know?... ah, for the good old days when we felt so safe on myspace, aye?... no worries though, no fbi or cia or nsa or alphabet soup was harmed in the making of this entry...
but just to give you a taste of the critical nature of the rabid radicalization of the intelligence community, this vital secret entry moved up from eleventh most viewed entry to eighth most viewed entry since the last time this sort of stat report was put together (probably about four or five months ago... i know, i've been slacking, secret missions and all) and it really needs your help to rise into the top five all-time... so don't just sit there, click now and click often (and even more importantly amazing, while you are there, click on all the stuff linked in that magical mystery entry, aye?)... seriously, the fate of the top ten (and the world) is in your hands...
narf :)
2 comments:
you're a big hit in Germany! :)
yes, this was the first month since i've been checking stats that the the u.s. or russia was not sending the most page views... i suppose i will have to start fantasizing about a german girlfriend soon (reference to my running gag about a russian girlfriend cuz russia sends so many page views)...
thanks for noticing :)
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