biometrics and accounting and drugs (oh GAAP!)

gee toto, i don't think we're in kansas anymore... i wonder if modern economics is against the law there too... but this entry is not about the backwards educational systems in certain states that shall remain nameless, at least in this run on sentence, noooooo, this entry is about biometrics and accounting and drugs, i mean, in case you were sleeping at the title sequence...

yeah, so biometrics are coming up in a bit, but first we (my boss and i and other brass from other companies) went to a seminar on cost factors in managing facilities like the one i manage... i was second lowest on the brass totem pole in the room of six brasses getting tutored by our accounting firm, one was a cfo and another a ceo and another an accountant and another was an unknown and then there was my VP boss and i don't think they knew much more than i did about what was being taught even though their jobs depended on it much more than i do because they are supposed to be insuring the accounting is done for people like me... yeah, it's good to be an administrator... until the axe falls (administrators make for easy scapegoats when things go wrong for any company who employs the scapegoat method of responding to things going wrong... i am hoping this is not one of those companies, but only time will tell)...

so the morning was woozy... not so much due to the subject matter though, it was woozy cuz of the drugs... an herbal mixture sold under the brand calms forte as a sleep aid... yes, they recommend a tablet or two before bed... i took those... then another six or eight throughout the morning... it is preparation for the biometrics coming up when i get back to the house (facility)... i'd say wish me luck, but there's little luck involved... the game is rigged in favor of the insurance company who is doing the biometric tests to determine how much discount on premiums i get... yes, the fox is checking the hens for body mass...

life in the capitalistic dystopia...

narf :}