fork in the road

so i ate... yes, i found a fork in the road, so i cooked food and ate... if you are laughing, you are too easy and that makes you ideal for the next step, dessert... or at least italics... now i could have hopped in the shower and taken this body to the next level after the jog/walk last night and that would have been good for the overall progress of the latest new rebuilding process begun a few hours ago, but nooooo, you had to leave that fork in the road... so i ate...

meanwhile, i am having some issues with meat lately... i seldom eat meat, but now and then i get in the mood for a cheeseburger smothered in fried onions and ketchup, especially if it's barbecued, or some other such heavily disguised meat like sweet sausage smothered in fried onions and ketchup with some mustard... hey, red onion sauce, ok, if you are a ketchup snob... anyway, the last few times i bought meat i ended up throwing the meat out... it turned brown way faster than meat used to turn brown... maybe it's cuz meat is less processed than it used to be... or more likely, it's less fresh than it used to be... supermarkets... i think i will go to a gourmet shop or meat market (butcher, for you northerners) next time... anyway, i froze the meat i bought after two days and it still turned grayish brown... i cooked it and ate it anyway and if i get sick, i'll let you know... if i die, you'll have to wait for my in case of death entry scheduled to to be uploaded some time in the future if i do not change the date to further into the future (because i didn't die, it's all very complicated i suppose)...

anyway, it was delicious, but i am not going to lose the weight i might have lost had i steamy hot showered and taken a nap and regenerated on the fat stored and woke and eaten later... but at least i did jog/walk last night, so something happened to wake me... dissatisfaction with my play (softball) last night... overall sluggishness lingering... dang hemorrhoids... flesh pickles?... conduct unbecoming an officer?... or maybe it was mila kunis... who knows, but whatever it was, it's a good thing...

you can have your fork back now :)