while sleeping

ever so sweetly and deeply and probably dreaming wonderful dreams, the spambots and spiders and all the stuff that sends stats through the roof were very busy... not that i focus on stats much, you know... at least not while i am awake, aye?... anyway, almost 300 page views yesterday and that's been increasing all week... and an even greater increase, by percentage, in spam comments... a half dozen of the blogs have been getting daily spam comments, sometimes in a flood of a dozen in one pop, and many of them are from what appears to be the same "quotes" site... i haven't explored the site because obtaining the address requires actually approving the comment because that is the way the google/blogger comment monitoring system is set up...

but the loving fans are what matter, yes you... and you are from all over the world too... countries listed are mostly the usual, US, Germany, Russian, Romania, UK, Latvia, France, Ukraine... South Korea and Sweden jumped into the top ten (with a huge flood from South Korea in one day this week)... maybe Meg & Dia's family found me... and of course my Swedish girlfriend (not to mention my Russian girlfriend just can't get enough of me, i know {along with the Swedish bikini team and Russian dance mob}, it's hard when you just can't get enough (don't stop till you get enough, ya know?)...

so we are more popular than ever, except for last December and January and maybe November... but we could pass November if we keep it up this month... so keep it up, millions of avid fans and other insatiable beings out there... thank you for your patience, i'll make love to all of you someday... just keep your cards and money coming in (love the cards, need the money, it's not like i am rich and famous or anything, ya know?)... oh, and your nude photos, stay in focus and get the lighting right - and smile... come on, you can do it, you've got a lot of competition you know...

never mind the title of this entry, m'ok? :)