what in the world would you do with a scottish sling anyway?

please note, scottish sling is not meant to have any meaning to be toyed with by the reigning king of televised sophomoric humor, double entendre, and imaginary friends... personally, i think he should put a different photo of some celebrity in the mouth of his snake mug and see how long it takes people to notice there is a photo of some different celebrity in the mouth of his snake mug as he reaches for a drink at the end of the tweetmail segment every night... after measuring the time before the latest meaningless stick is noticed, then start measuring how many many people notice the photo of some different celebrity in the mouth of his snake mug as he reaches for a drink at the end of the tweetmail segment every night before it goes viral... going viral, being a relative measure, can be defined by the writers... i mean, they ought to have some responsibility for this thing, whatever it turns out to be, aye?... extra points for each celebrity photo he can get away with wherein the celebrity is wearing nothing but a scottish sling before the censors shut the bit down...

hopefully i went to bed early tonight and this entry was written in a dream...

i mean, you can't be sued for dreaming, right?...

narf :)