natural health

what i've known all this time is finally reaching the scientific community and naturally, the prices have soared... so i find that hershey's extra dark cocoa is processed with alka seltzer or perhaps i mean alkaloids or akali processing or something like that, it's late, after all... need unfermented cocoa beans... and the new colorado strains that are ten times more potent than the stuff once used for recreational highs... that's right, cannibus dark chocolate high in flananols, low in fat and caffiene... brewed like a cocoa tea... lowers blood pressure and blood sugar and a whole lot of other health benefits... but big pharma and the medical industrial complex and government would not have natural remedies for longer healthier lives, no... in fact, shorter lives is better, prune the population and all... wait, the paranoid conspiracy theories about the fraction of the so called 1% oligarchy have not even begun yet...

ha, if they were only smart or enlightened or evolved enough... laughter, that's the best medicine... but the high flavanols chocolate marijuana would help a lot too...

narf :)