yeah, so anyway i was sitting here pondering my navel all by my lonesome one night and i decided to come out of the closet... i am, at least for the moment, a lesbian in a male body... i've got this penis that i treat more like a dildo than a body part and it brings me great pleasure sometimes, but sometimes it's just a pain in my ass... it's not a pain in anyone else's ass because i am not into anal, which further asserts my not being a gay male, but rather a lesbian inside a male body... as i don't like needles even a little, i am not much interested in gender altering surgery so i ponder my navel all by my lonesome a lot as most lesbians are not into male bodies and most straight women are not into lesbians in male bodies unless they are butch and contemplating further along this identify revelation, i am not much interested in butch either as the whole macho power trip aspect of life and relationships is a big turn off for me... live and let live, equality, let it be, share honestly, openly, and freely.... and above all else, do no harm... that's the way i like it... so anyway, if you are interested in getting to know a lesbian in a male body, i am at your disposal... wait, i mean, i am here... we definitely require some time sharing thoughts, feelings, personalities, interests, and possibly some blood tests before i am at your disposal... i mean, it's not all about sex, after all...
narf :)
Thursday, January 29, 2015
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- bubbly
- attention happens
- god's not here
- predictive analysis
- hello ukraine!
- work jerk
- lesmalian
- random music night
- life on the surface
- left out of the chicken race
- hidden in obscurity
- in the background
- because i always want more
- lunch of a sort
- the air is chilled again
- sleeping in
- good morning 2x, yeah
- approaching eighty thousand
- 10 degrees celcius
- and now the buzz is here
- lost words
- there've been a lot of gaps
- picadillo, pickle dildo
- huhwhatsup?
- slipped in between
- walking on through whatever
- i wanna foodie road trip
- wow, a week blinked by
- spectacular fanfare
- where did you all go?
- unfinished stuff (and other stuff)
- natural health
- more carbs, killer style
- firefox fail
- sunday morning practice
- cold splash
- a stain on sanford florida
- don't cook orzo in soup
- working weekend
- where are you now?
- so what i did was
- challenge dietary night
- another day, another fast
- medical industry blues
- oh, the drama
- so i sat here confused
- kaspersky's being an ass again
- helleluya
- dare to be great
- rental communities
- the softball's back
- i see old people from the 60s
- not sleeping again
- wnew
- more eyes
- everybody dies sometime
- woahzzzz
- back to softball
- did another day pass?
- in a little while
- ya never know
- will all of these be read?
- doctor in the morning
- a new year's pig out
- writing nothing
- turkey, unstuffed
- xmas on new year's day
- last days for the tree
- the cat seeks attention
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musical distractions
If people had visible signs or meters that told something about them, what would you want it to tell you?
dumb poll (above), smart responders
all the previous poll votes were somehow erased, so, nevermind... ironically or coincidentally or whatever, the results were very close in practical numbers to the results above shown with just three votes, if you understand the mathematics behind that extrapolative reasoning... i will probably remove the poll at some point... it is a ridiculously useless feature...
SEARCH ME
the thing is, with my tendency to babble and meander and whine and allow distraction to take the lead more often than not, even in this blog that sort of meant to merge brevity with focus like some bloggers do, searching for key words does not always lead to specific information about the subject of that key word... but... here is a start at an easy way to search for key words in this blog... use the search box at the top of the blog to search for words not listed here... if ya wanna, that is... and feel free to suggest words to add to this search shortcut section... click on the words below :)
WORK ... JOB ... MUSIC ... LOVE ... SOFTBALL ... KA ... 42 ... LOL ... LAM ... LAA ... ... ... ...
WORK ... JOB ... MUSIC ... LOVE ... SOFTBALL ... KA ... 42 ... LOL ... LAM ... LAA ... ... ... ...
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