the world shudders?

wtf is the wtf?... shockwaves throughout the world?... well, perhaps through some of one seventh of the world... but i mean, the nerve of the chosen one not to die in the throne, imagine, the audacity to be a human being and retire instead of wasting away useless to everyone except those who want to rule the roost while you are senile but still alive and supposedly in charge... the utter selfishness of wanting someone more capable than yourself at the head of the wealthiest non-profit (oh really?) corporation in the world... wait, is this cause for war?... i mean, some arian race, aye?... of course a lightening bolt struck st. peter, it all makes so much sense... the hat is so heavy, after all... and he might not be able to remember the right answers for all the questions people have about the child abuse rampant under those robes, after all... you want someone who can keep those answers straight, after all...

it's tough being pope when you have trouble with the poop...

excuse me if i don't take the whole thing seriously... i mean, first world problems are really getting ridiculous... might as well have a reality show called the vatican... you want serious here, this is serious... stop pretending to care - anyone who controls trillions of dollars has the power to end hunger, poverty, and most of the horrors more than half the world deal with on a daily basis... caring is a verb, but just a word...

barf...