texted tonight

well, finally tore myself away from the exciting and rewarding life of searching the internet for potential jobs, trying to screen through the spam and phishing so i don't lose my identity, revising resumes and cover letters and emails to find the precise words to convince some stranger that i could learn what i need to know about the job he or she is offering so fast they can overlook the fact that i don't have all of the prerequisite skills, and took a shower...

and then i sent some texts to jackson (with parenthetic commentary for you, lucky you):

sent out another dozen resumes roday (cuz i wouldn't want her panicking about my depressive lethary and how close i am to leaping off tall buildings, after all) also just got out of the shower (for the record, there was no intent to titillate anyone there) and may have gotten a bit impulsive on my head... my heart was not in it... and the scissors refused to cut and after about twenty minutes my hands cramped and arms got tired and drugs would be good about now (is that my long and winding road to confessing i can no longer sing i almost cut my hair with any real authenticism?... is authenticism a word?... am i getting lost in a tangental distraction?... what?) wish i was hungry so i could pig out on something... heh... (maybe the parenthetic asides are detracting from the brilliance of the texts, i wish craig fergusen and geoff were here for consultation... maybe later if the add doesn't get in their way)...

ok, try again without the commentary...

Sent out another dozen resumes today. Also just got out of the shower and may have gotten a bit impulsive on my head... my heart was not in it... and the scissors refused to cut and after about twenty minutes my hands cramped and arms got tired and drugs would be good about now. Wish i was hungry so i could pig out on something... heh...

I also have a grey beard. I am old. Boo. I need a young girlfriend and sports car so I can go through midlife crisis properly. If you are laughing then my misery could be used for good?

I am stopping my workday now and putting on the tv. Why do I feel like I am cheating?

Happiness just pooped the the biggest poo I ever saw him poop. Shhhh. It's right outside but not where anybody walks much. I was barefoot and didn't go get it. The grass will grow much better on that spot. He told me he couldn't wait another few minutes even though you were supposed to be home any minute now.

if i could only stop my mind...