random insults and other amusements

and then he said almost as odd as a chinaman with huge feet and i knew i must have traveled back in time... mourning the loss of lays mesquite bbq chips, you know, the kettle cooked kind, is pointless... obediance is overrated in spite of the attraction to japanese anima, which is poorly disguise child porn if you ask him... yes, he was a man with few options and many opinions... quips were is best defense, weak as that might be... were you the kid who dropped your pencil to sneak looks of classmate's undies under the desk or were you the one who masturbated by rubbing your genitals against the desk or were you obvious to your sexuality until it hit you like a bus going 80 miles an hour?... maybe you still don't know... ever eat a meatball sub without the meat?... might as well be a weird android... radiohead to planet zenon, radiohead to planet zenon, come in zenon... don't kill three, m'ok?...

if you were any more paranoid, you'd believe the people who were out to get you completely forgot about you... low self-esteem is a sure cure for paranoia... paranoia is the result of an illogically overgrown ego... the single minded obsession with fear will squeeze you into the box you fear they will put you in... yo momma...

ever done it with a pillow?... stuffed animal?... fruit?...

narf :)