i missed it!

i can hardly believe my eyes, i missed it, yes, i mean pi day… i missed the opportunity to sing pi day songs with kelly carkson and all the wonderful people of the most insane bunch of loony tunes in Orlando, the extreme group (all of whom i love dearly in my own peculiar way, in fact i dedicate the latest jello clarkson {oh, oops, of course i mean kelly, even though she’s chubbed up just like me and we obvious need each other’s steamy wilde sex to trim down and be the true sex maniacs we are, you must know} song to the whole bunch of them, every one, but that’s besides the point, i mean, outside of this parenthetic aside, ya know), yes, the tragedy of missing out on pi day (i mean, even the british people know, so you know what that means) has even been acknowledge by congress, which means nothing to me, really, but emphasizes the importance of the celebration i missed to all those who respect congress, i suppose…

anyway, i feel fairly certain that this rather sudden shift in the equilibrium of (e)thereal will reset itself and stabilize and balance out (or is that the stock market and the economy?) and return to the mundane details of everyday life presented in brief succinct synopsis form much like a diary or almost twitterish, even… yes, the language is growing even as you doze… but seriously, it is all the rage and you missed it, or at least i did… but in memorandum, or memorial, or something like that, i give you pi the a million digits…

and there was a rumour going around that staying home on saturday nights could be dull and boring… pishaw, aye?... george bernard, even... oh, the punishing wit of the babbling fool will be missed by most minds who have not the brain cells (or time) to appreciate the subtle play of linguistic anomalies and coincidences… yes, we here at the hemingway school of writing science are dedicated to giving the deep south a bookish new intellectual literary reputation, pedantic, even... later, for breakfast, we might even serve up some homonym grits…

next year, in pi-thagorium (wherever that is), we celebrate together! :)