but instead i fed my belly and my head... an interesting mixture of about four ounces of cottage cheese (fat free) covered a half a can of vegetarian vegetable soup (straight out of the can)... a pretty healthy sundae and funnier than that is i enjoyed the heck out of it and will be doing it again real soon...
a few hours later, like 11pm, da fool, i ate some kasha grain and currant cereal topped with some extra cranberries with powdered milk... i suddenly love powdered milk... all animal rights stuff aside, it's the cheapest best most fat free low carb high protein drink i can find... and i have been scouring the shelves for the precise comnbination of exactly what i am looking for, be assured of that...
i am not much into the new pomegranate craze i've seen spreading all over the healthy drink shelves... the new acai craze is giving the old pomegranate stiff competition, but i don't think it's time to feel sorry for the poor pommy just yet as the gullibility of lazy easy-way-out dieters and wanna-be healthy nuts should never be underestimated for it's thirst and hunger for get-thin-fast (or get-healthy-fast) schemes (not to mention pop fads)...
but that was not (no, it wasn't) enough (i think that's when taste buds and the carb freak started taking over) and i had a half a cream cheese (fat free) and jelly (just a teaspoon) sandwich (with light whole wheat bread)... and then a big glass of water... after that, i read some pornography (soft porn, of course):
"Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth, for your love is better than wine."
ah yes, the irony of the hunger, the passion, the thirst, the power of sensual pleasure... not to mention the the holy words of love... love love love... god is love, love thy neighbor, love love love... love is all we need, and, of course, the secrets of the pomegranate...
gotta love those split poms... and kerchiefs... kerchiefs suddenly sound so sexy, don't they?... what the hell?... this is the land of the brief and the home of the real, so what's all this rambling on about pornographic pomegranates doing around here?... i'll continue this elsewhere... you can go now (or later or whenever, for that matter) searching for it if you like, but be forewarned to venture forth with fruit armor and kerchief, for without such garb, you must know you are venturing (forth or wherever) at your own risk...
it's after midnight, go to bed, it's safer :)
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