sounds like a wonderful idea, except happiness must learn that i am not home soley for his amusement and visitors must accept that the living room is my office, unless i invest in a bigger place or find some way to make an office in my bed or bedroom which has very little walking space as it is at the moment... in any case, i sent out five more job-search related communications since waking... i call them job-search related communications because they were not what conventional wisdom would consider as such, such being resumes, cover letters, and relatively formal requests for employment consideration or advice... one i sent was something like this:
Suddenly unemployed, I find myself exploring the job market with and without a plan. This is one of those without-a-plan explorations as you might have guessed. Some very strange people have told me I have a gift for writing; however I had no cause to present such recommendations in any form or forum that might be financially rewarding until now. Whether creative desperation or brilliant business strategy brings me to these words, I leave for you to decide. Given my recent loss of income and rather profound addiction to eating, an addiction I actually find quite debilitating to give up, I decided to explore all possibilities for employment. Any consideration you provide for advice or remedy to my current income-less lifestyle shall be repaid with immense appreciated and public fanfare. Additionally, I would happily pay you in cash on Tuesday for a hamburger, or income, that you might lead me to on Monday. Your time and wisdom is precious and appreciated. Ric Candor, 407-325-1482
feel free to comment on my expanded job-search related activities, your advice is welcome and appreciated... meanwhile, back to the job search, orthodox or not :)
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