wasn't this supposed to be brief real moments?...

yes, well, apparently i can find a lot of words to describe brief real moments as exemplified by last night's entry about the few minutes i ponder life upside down in the big green chair... it could have read big green chair go boom, crawl to bed had i not detoured to the computer... and that's thereal...

anyway, further into thereal this morning (before heading out to softball), i was reading up on my recently acquired pain and found what must be remedies for old people at the mayo clinic (i always thought they were coming up with a new treatment for diseases based on mayonnaise, but that's another story), when i found (at good old wikipedia, source of infinite knowledge) that ginger root, evening primrose oil, bromelain, vitamin e, omega-3 oils, and white willow bark all may be used to reduce the inflammation and glucosamine/chondroitin sulphate is said to perhaps promote the healing of cartilage... so during my field trip to walmart (saturday afternoon, what else can you call it, a trip to the human zoo?) with precious to stock up her panty pantry (big difference there i suppose lol), i picked up most of those except for bromelain and white willow bark, which the pharmacist said i could find at gnc... i took a full day supply of all the stuff except the stuff wally didn't have last night before falling asleep (and over in the big green chair, perhaps you missed it... it was all over the news... and how many entries have you missed, at that?... feel like the little kid left out of the parade?... well, get with it, step lively, life goes on in thereal, you know) and while i am far from cured, i am most likely still alive as i am typing this entry (unless i scheduled it for upload this morning while semi-dreaming about falling last night, but that would be ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as starting another new blog or two in my sleep)...

actually, i do have an entry scheduled for uploading here next year, but hopefully it won't be uploaded and simply will be rescheduled for the following year... it is an entry announcing the death of this body... kind of like the final afterthought or even a last will and testament, perhaps, except it's just a few words explaining i probably won't be uploading any more entries and no big whoop, at least not yet (i mean, it's less than a few dozen words at the moment, which may be the ultimate final irony, aye?)...

i am way too amused by nothing and everything, so off to softball now and make your day fun too... see ya later :)