big green boom

so there i am miinding my own dreams, fast asleep, that is, and most deeply, even, comfortably wrapped up in the big green chair that i put back together day befor yesterday or some time during this past weekand suddenly i experience the sensation of falling... i know that textbooks have told me many people experience falling-type dreams and there are volumes on the possible whys and wherefores behind such mental constructs, but as you may know, i rarely remember my dreams and hardly ever remember a falling-type dream... well, the dream did not last long... in fact, it wasn't a dream at all (so thanks for the analysis, dad, come on let's play) for i found myself awake in an interestingly odd position looking up at the ceiling and at my feet, which were definitely closer to the ceiling than my head...

i laid there for a few minutes wondering how much of the experience was lucid dreaming, because my eyes appeared wide open and my mind appeared quite conscious and i sit here typing these words watching my fingers move through physical space as if i am wide awake... ya never know, ya know?... and then i started feeling the blood pressure rising in the head and chest (which certainly did not feel good what with my current condition, which is a specific form of chondritis (inflammation of cartlidge) known as costochondritis wherein the cartlidge inflammed is the stuff between the ribs, and even more specifically, tietze syndrome, named after tietze in 1921, of course, and not to be confused with tietz syndrome, named after tietz, a different guy in a different year, not to mention a very different syndrome, which (the first guy tietze from 1921) is the same rib cartlidge inflammation as costochondritis, except there is swelling) which (the rising blood pressure, lest we forget) suggested that i might actually be awake and in a rather odd upside-down positon...

i wiggled my toes and saw them wiggle, not that something so simple would prove i was awake, but it was worth a try... i then attempted to sit up and found myself nailed to the floor by gravity and what with the chest thing with all those many names and the pain told me i was very much awake and should extricate myself from the rather odd upside-down position...

yes, the big green chair fell over backwards, hence the boom...

so i slowly worked my legs to the left and after an indeterminable amount of time, gradually ended up sideways on the back of the big green chair, which was flat on the ground, which was not easy to do without pulling on my hair with my shoulder and elbow, bno to mention the lack of assistant from my rib cartlidge, and in time, i found myself sort of sitting up on the back of the big green chair just looking around (me, not the chair) and wondering if i was really awake...

that's when i came here to tell you about it, just in case it was a dream, i figured i'll find out in the morning when i read this entry that it probably was not (a dream, that is)...

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nite nite...