where are the drugs i once was?

that titles started out as where are the drugs i used to know? and that is more accurate but the alteration seemed more amusing and perhaps more to the point as the person i was had been enhanced and rediscovered through chemical therapy or as it was called back then, experimenting... yes, i was a secret scientist... if that me was here today he'd be asking questions like is emily blunt?... was ricky held?... i mean, can tom cruise?... does william hurt?... is martin short?... does chris rock?... can tuesday weld?... does russell crowe?... will courtney still love me tomorrow and just who does chevy chase?... of course the next think i say after all that talking is is pass the joint (or why does humphrey bogart that joint?... but we know the answer is i am distracted by these profound questions and forget to reach out for it... yes, these and many other questions rock the universe of the mind on drugs (not the frying pan)... so the next question may be if the state you are in legalizes marijuana can your employer still fire you for smoking it because the federal government did not legalize it yet?... i never did understand why women wear four inch heels...

i'd like to experiment with the newest mind expanding substances now...

narf :)