thirst comes in many flavors

there may be profound meaning in some words on the internet and if you find anything like that around here, feel free to alert the press... or the president, at least, because the world needs more pickle juice and if all it takes is a piece of paper like credentials to open the door to success, why do we bother with keys?... what if you never flossed, never brushed, but rinsed your mouth with antiseptic mouthwash for five minutes every day?... when the results of that experiment comes through, we can take on the stupidity of political ads... vote for me because the other guy sucks and you are stupid enough to buy this without noticing i suck too... september and october tv is so badly stained by political insults (insulting our brains more than anything else) that it is challenging to stick around to watch any shows... please save us with irreverence, mr ferguson...

nothing to drink besides water and i don't feel like water so i go thirsty because i'd rather have something other than water and all there is to drink is water... tell me about the children dying of thirst in the dessert... clown socks save the day...

snarf...