i tried, almost

yes, i did... i tried... i really tried... really... i turned on the computer and sent one message and nodded off in the middle of the message and sent the message and turned off the computer and kicked back in the big green chair, yes, actually reclined (which used to be one of the surest ways of falling asleep) and here we are...

several hours later, watching the colbert report demonstrating how much of a racist glen beck is (but still there are hard core black republicans, which only goes to show how powerful money is) and how many ridiculous ideas are coming from rish republican women lately (but who came up with the poisoned envelope glue on the census forms?... now that was genius, right, because everyone will laugh and no one will take it seriously and everyone will lick the secret mindcontrol drug that actually is in the census form envelope glu, but don't tell anybody, ok?), but tells us something new, stephen...

might as well chase an ambulance...

i also ate another midnight snack of cashews, deluxe jumbo colassal, some dark chocolate covered, and home made chocolate milk (made with fat free powerdered milk, nestle's cocoa powder, a couple of packets of the yellow stuff sugar substitute, ice, and the secret ingredient, two small cups of activia yogurty stuff... yup, made a half gallon of the liquidy wierdness that became close to a gallon after filled the rest of the gallon jug with ice and shook it up and let it sit a bit so the ice would melt a bit and then shook it up again and repeated the process until it was all gone and drank it all...

dinner was shrimp onion mushroom soup with a splash of honey hickory barbecue sauce for added flavor... i nodded off during st:ng (if i spelled it out, i wouldn't be nerdy enough) and woke slightly to catch some of 24 (if i spelled it out, it would not be the title) and then actually watched castle (if i had a drawing board and artistic talent, i might have drawn it)...

so i almost dieted... and i almost slept... and now, i almost babbled... not edward james, but a whole lot of almost, aye?...