Monday, January 7, 2013

daily stat report

hey, it's like this... the abundance of free time is likely to soon come to an end and that might bring sadness to the world as these ridiculously abundant updates may dwindle to just a few a day, or even (shudder) less... skip a day?... it's been known to happen... and there might not be much time for the playful numerology reports i provide with ambivalent excitement and obscure unverifiable statistics, which would be quite traumatic to those of us who've become dependent on the excitement that the statistical anomalies and confusion can provide, not to mention these rambling introductions... so before they are gone, here is the latest incomplete and haphazard stat report, replete with the obligatory irreverence...

top ten countries most represented today (in descending order of total visits, of course): United States, Russia, Romania, Malaysia, China, United Kingdom, Denmark, Ireland, Netherlands...

top ten countries most represented this week (same descending order, naturally): United States, Romania, Russia, Ukraine, United Kingdom, China, Germany, Malaysia, Ireland, Colombia...

top ten countries most represented in the past 30 days (in reverse order of total visits, just to change up things to keep us on our toes): Latvia, Malaysia, France, China, Germany, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Russia, Romania, United States...

top ten countries most represented since this blog began (back to the original order, just cuz): United States, Russia, Romania, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands, France, Canada, Ukraine, Latvia...

and all the countries i've found on the lists over the course of this blog (in alphabetical order): Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Columbia, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Malaysia, Mexico, Monaco, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Panama, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Slovakia, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Ukraine, United Kingdom, US, and Vietnam...

oh, what?... we want actual numbers now?... well, this secret entry is the eleventh most viewed entry and needs your help to bust into the top ten all-time... so don't just sit there click now and click often (and while you are there, feel free to click on all the stuff linked in that magical mystery entry, aye?)... seriously, the fate of the top ten is in your hands...

oh, but that wasn't numbers, was it... well, how about this stat news news... the robots* are taking over the referrals list and my own website might soon be toppled from the number one spot... but i can still hope you are real and caring and enjoying all the babble, right?...

still no actual numbers, huh?... well, there's the cliffhanger... you'll just have to tune into next season for the exciting conclusion (or next episode, actually) of the daily stat report...

i know, too exciting...

narf :)

P.S.... i seriously suggest that you take this good advice if you are finding lots of visitors from specific sites you don't know to your blog(s)... here is google's take on it...

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