secret threads?

perhaps the word secret in the title will surprise us with additional curious viewers looking for the threads references that may be obscure (seriously?) or hidden away like jennifer lopez's thong (seriously?) if not secret titillation in the windmills of your mind as you wonder if that was natalie portman or mila kunis in the flash-by commercial (was that perfume?) because your sexual parts are starving for the touch of your fantasy person (milla jovovich?... whatever happened to meg ryan, anyway?) as momentary as that might be (ooo, look - another sexual fantasy) and wondering if it is loneliness or lust), or lack of sleep (there's a lot of that going around lately)...

what?...