endless shrimp

trying to maintain a healthy svelt waistline in this culture requires quite the inner strength... i mean, if all the mental energy i put into maintaining will power could just start burning calories, i could eat a horse and not gain a pound... not that i would eat a horse... i mean, at least not while there are other foods around to eat... i would have said not while there are other animal around to slaughter and devour, but i didn't want to taunt the vegetarians or mock the carnivores and more than i already did (you can decide what i did as you wish)... i am hungry... i blame red lobster and their advertising campaign, especially their photographers... really though, where was crave cereal when i was a kid... i mean, count chocula or cocoa puffs were as close as we could get to that... candy for breakfast makes so much sense... chocolate, the perfect food... or was that the banana?... honey?... bee pollen?... milla deserves an award for the fifth element... and i don't mean for best costume, but sweetness is... i mean, 200,000 memo groups, really... of course it's illusion in this world now, but if you only knew... the amazing facial expressions as she learns about humanity's dark side... almost better than endless shrimp (would be if she was here, yeah yeah yeah)...

so much more to be than anyone can ever see... so much more to know than anyone can ever show... and endless shrimp too...

narf :)