do tv people ever masturbate?

i mean, people pretend to share sex or make love on tv all the time, but i don't recall seeing a person pretending to maturbate on any show and there are so many shows that have a lot of teenagers and young adults and are we really to believe teenagers and young adults never masturbate?... not even on reality shows, so how real is that?... i suppose people on tv don't go to the bathroom much either (some characters never have to go), and few ever bathe, come to think of it... doesn't anyone ever notice how unreal that is?... real economics seldom play any part of the lives of people on tv, i mean, is watching others who never have any financial issues and pretending it is real life or reality really healthy?... does it give us unrealistic expectations to live up to?... does it subconsciously lower our self-esteem when we fail to live up to the tv people?... to live the lives of the average tv person, our income would need to be in the mid six figures or at least in the six figures... is that your income?... perhaps tv is the new religion, the new opiate, the new delusion...

but is that healthy?...

narf :}