ms distraction

because it's out there (i mean, we could say the universe or some god provides, but that's been done and there is enough of the same old in this world so pardon me whilst i offended the masses so subtly they don't even know they were offended unless they really try too hard, which can be so awkward in mixed company, which is an awkward phrase in itself), so speaking of awkward, milana and stevie (ms, get it?... wiki imdb) offered a wonderful distraction because i love their style and interaction and friendship and wish i could have sex with both of them at the same time because that would be the most awkward sex ever and there is a nerd deep inside of me who would so get off on that even if this mention is simply a distraction meant to be as awkward as they are (but i couldn't be that awkward, could i?) so yes, they need me to complete their act so we must have our people call each other and set it up so we can knock it down... i really don't know if i want to move to la though... can we meet somewhere else?... we could do our parts from where we are and edit them together, though that might make the sex less fun... more awkward though, so it might be a thing of genius... we should run a marathon together (did i just see four eyes roll?)... the title has so many potentially awkward meanings for intelligent viewers...

maybe we'll continue processing seriousness later...

narf :}