statutory stats (part three)

and before we get too far off on the tangential planes of wherever, whatever, and elsewhere (another title and concept and phrase and idea i register, trademark, copyright, and legalize all rights and protections under law for profitable purposes for the title phrase and concept wherever, whatever, and elsewhere right here and now in this publicly posted place for anyone, including the library of congress and us patent office and international bodies of protection for writers and creative ideas and all that jazz {not withstanding the slightly diminished capacity of the formality of this legalize by adding such phrases as all that jazz or legalize, even}, but as valid court-worthy as this parenthetic copyright statement and trademark and registration is, that was not the point of this particular entry {or the other two either, for that matter} because, as i was saying, i would have titled this entry that {or this} if i was in the least bit in the mood to reasonable write flambpoyant rhteorical meanderingly brilliant story in the vein of douglas adams, neil gaimen, shakespeare, thoreau, muir, for that matter {or rant, for that matter}, but at this moment i am not writing a wherever, whatever, and elsewhere {or statutory rap}, i am simply registering, trademarking, copyrighting, and in all ways legally protecting the phrase, concept, words, and product of the title that is wherever, whatever, and elsewhere {as i did for statutory rap a couple of entries ago in part one of this entry about stats} and that's our story and we are sticking to it... me too, even)...

so what about the stats, you ask (who asked?... i'll cook you a lasagna feast if you did... just let me know when you are coming over... and if you are mila, milla, meg, jenna, or any of a few other previously purloined pussies {cool cats, be nice}, you can get anything you want at this particular restaurant, so come on down), well, the next entry may pertain a pondering closer to the proposition posed in the previous entries, but for now masturbation is in order (oh come on, i said be nice) lol lam laa...

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