Friday, June 7, 2013

gas must pass

even after death, actually... and speaking of foggy brains, it is not just a foggy brain that comes from the sudden change in diet to animal flesh... nooooo, there is a fog of sorts that brews in another body system as well... a fog that can kill almost as fast as stephen king's fog, especially in an elevator... yes, i refer to the steamy olfactory attacking fog of the digestive system juices as they tear apart the animal flesh and rip out the nutrients in endothermic reactions that leave waste products in solid, liquid, and gaseous form creating a fog of the body, a fog that not only can kill as fast or faster than stephen king's fog, but can be just as silent... that is why so often the coming of this fog is called silent but deadly, you see... yes, the fact is, into every life, a little (and sometimes a lot) of gas must pass...

beware though, clicking on the link above could lead to the kind of sophomoric humors and tmi health information that could test the limits of your sense of humor and curiosity about my bodily functions... just so you know you've been warned, m'ok?...

narfapoo :)

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