to be continued...

maybe a little like every day I get a little bit better in every way or whatever the precise line from the pink panther series was, but with an even much more serious realerness beneath the humor than ever imagined before because, after all, I am so genuinely amazingly unique, I mean, like you, ya know?…

if you are not laughing, then you simply do not get the joke and if you are not laughing at least forty percent of the time reading me, well, then you just don’t get the jokes anywhere from fifty to ninety-five percent of the time you are reading, more or less, and that means, according to the laws of probability on this planet, that you just don’t get jokes at all thirty to fifty percent of the time and that, I’m afraid, means you lead about one fifth of the life you could live… I recommend you apply for a sense of humor transplant at the university of wallamalooo…